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There once was a boy who was a Halloween fanatic. He loved dressing up for Halloween, he loved pulling pranks and watching horror movies, and above everything else... he loved candy. One fateful year, while he went trick-or-treating, he visited a house. This house was creepy as hell! It was big, it was old, it smelled like a grandmother and it was owned by a happy, old rich couple. The boy came here thinking that he would be handed out big chocolate bars, because it was a rich person's house but when he knocked on their door... he was handed a bag of that shitty candy that nobody likes! Tootsie rolls, shitty flavoured dum-dums, those weird... peanut things... needless to say, the boy was heartbroken. He was so heartbroken that he died, right there on their porch and now, every Halloween he goes out and finds people to curse. He wants everyone to suffer the same way he did!

Everybody is already suffering from his curse!! Send this to ten people to break the curse, or to avoid getting cursed, or you'll be stuck looking freakier than usual for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!

[Who the fuck is messaging him at this hour-

... What the fuck?]

For fucks sake kid it's just fucking candy.

Grow the hell up and stop throwing curses at people you dumbass.

[... Zack, that's not how you respond to chain mail.]

hey
look
imm just looking out for my own hide

im not taking any chances!!!!!
this kinda stuff is no joke

You didn't actually write that.

Then who the hell did.

how should i know?
i got it from that chick with the IBUKI handle somehow
i didnt even give her my number???????????

anyway either she did it or she got it from someone else
i told u im not taking any chances