Thursday morning, while Suzy is out of his room. Operation Funyarinpa

[zackthekiller]

[It has been proven at this point that if you put Zack near an innocent girl, his influence will slowly corrupt her.]

[Somehow, Recette got the idea that Suzy shall learn of his new nickname through the legendary funyarinpa... A piece of egotistical art with a long name that Zack had never heard of before, which would fit the bastard perfectly! Recette wanted to carve a message into the frame, so Zack suggested this lovely phrase: To Suzy, our wonderful corpse toucher.]

[Zack claimed it wasn't a dirty message, but alluding to when he would look at the dead bodies to check their wounds. He also convinced her that sneaking into Suzy's room to hang it on the door was the best way to give a suprise present. It's a good thing Recette was almost as dumb as he was...]

You know how to pick locks, right, kid?

Comments

[buylowsellhigh]

Nope! That's more Charme's thing. But it's always good to try new things!

[Lockpicking is a perfectly respectable skill.]

[zackthekiller]

Who...?

[Nevermind. He's gonna try the door first to see if it is even locked in the first place.]

[buylowsellhigh]

Charme's a friend of mine! I hire her to go into dungeons with me and Tear to kill monsters and loot stuff from chests for me to sell.

[She's also a thief, probable drunkard, and tried to rob her when they first met. Recette is a terribad judge of character.]

[zackthekiller]

[Zack kind of figured out she was a terribad judge of character when she chose to make friends with a violent serial killer.]

Ah, ok.

You know, she would have been really helpful right now...

[buylowsellhigh]

Mmm, yeah she would. But... I'm glad she's not here.

[That mean's she'll be alive.]

[zackthekiller]

[Zack struggles with the door a few times, but it's locked. He groans and gives up.]

Fuck it. Let's just leave it in front of the door for him and scram.

[buylowsellhigh]

Okay! I'm sure Suzy will like it!

[Plus they don't have to break in.]

[zackthekiller]

Yep. Sure will.

[Less trouble in the long run.]